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Welcome to my writing samples page.
These are samples of poetry, plays, and prose all written by me. These samples are copywrite protected. Please do not copy or reproduce them. If you would like to find out how to get the full length versions of these please feel free to email me at poetlady@hotmail.com.
Peace, Your friends and poet
Claudia Alick


From "The Haiku Scam"
BRITNEY SPEARS
not that innocent
fans orbit breasts like planets
the other white meat


DESIRE, TRANSIENCE, CONTINGENCY
Lack cash; what a pain
Money won't stay in pockets
Have to get a job

RIGO
latin devil boy
gay actor dancing with drugs
loves all Madonnas


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Poem featured in the film "Word Junky"
URBAN ATHELETE
Each morning I wake to kiss the sky
From the brick of my apartment out I fly
Charging the door to the gritty street
Jump five flights land on both feet
I am the urban athlete
First a quick free throw of my bag of refuse into the garbage cans
Located in the lower alley between the buildings
I ain't going down there, don't make no sense
Them rats is huge and playing offence!
No time to prepare, I lob and swish...Shit! I missed! Oh well...
Now I'm flying down the block
Pounding pavement, huffing dirty air
I race by and all the Harlemites stare
They have three reactions to the sight of my bouncing afro
Admiration: "Look at that healthy girl go, looking like a Angela Davis! You run girl!"
Derision: "That girl's a running fool, looking all spastic. Shit can't be that drastic. Don't you know nobody's chasing you girl!"
And apathy: "What running girl?"
I fly past
I am the urban weight lifter, my backpack weighs a thousand pounds
I brace to lift against the ground
I carry everything with me prepared and set
I carry everything on my back so I will never forget
Those you have passed before me
Those who have laid the path before me
I am the urban karate kid
But my history does not tell me to wax on wax off
It tells me to get ahead
I fly with amazing agility my nerves are finely keyed
Avoiding collision after collision with lightening speed
I am the urban boxer punching my way through the crowd
Murmurring "excuse me, pardon me" out loud
(you have to be polite if you want to get endorsements!)
Inside though I'm screaming
"Get the fuck out of my way you slow mother fuckers! I got places to be!
I will not wait for you, will not let you stand in my way
Me? I'm sliding past delayers, like an urban ice skater
I fly with my goal in mind, lungs burning I press on
I can not miss my train cause who know's when the next one will be along
I imagine a line of victory tape covering the office doors that I will burst through
To the cheers and accolades of every co-worker
With energy this day I begin
My lips part, embrace sweet oxygen
This is life! I fly
This dawn I kiss the sky

From Literary Journal "Signifyin Harlem"
Mike Shy

Your first time is almost guaranteed to be your worst
Partially it comes from thinking about it too much
And then there's the people bragging-
"oh, it feels so good" and "I do it all the time" and "I'm so great about it!"
And then of course there's the Horror stories about doing it before your really ready
Or God forbid doing it wrong
Apprehension Nerves Inexperience these all mix
With your virginity...ON STAGE
So it's no surprise that you fucked up you poem the first time you tried to perform it
But that's no reason to get mike shy
Honey You lack the proper relationship with the audience
Until 5 minutes ago that's what you were- audience, but then you came up on the stage
The dynamic has shifted and you will both need time to adapt
How long were you out there?
Denying yourself, pretending to be content to just sit and clap
Meanwhile living a lie, Scribbling rhymes on cocktail napkins
To then cover quickly with your drink so the waitress wouldn't see your secret shame
Hiding in your office cubical during lunchtime visiting illicit web sites
Louderarts.com, nyuorican.com, www.Def poetry jam.com
Metaphors similes slipping from your lips uncontrollably
Waking mid night between sweat soaked sheets
You legs wet from some jittery alliteration
You couldn't help dreaming in liquid language
You wiped your inner thighs with the pages of your journal
Slid the book beneath your pillow and tried not to think about it
Tried hard not to think about how bad you wanted to join us
Become a prosy for poetry, a slut for slam
Giving away your soul one verse at a time
In exchange for the love of the crowd, the approval of other poets, and maybe a little money
You wanted to be a part of our erotic/athletic camaraderie
That only comes from hot competition, respect, and envy
You wanted to rock the rough shoulder checking
Compliments we poets exchange like quarterbacks
Slapping the buttocks of successful players a little too hard
Each registering the extra pressure, appreciating the sting
you wanted to get in on our thing and baby---I don't blame you...
This shit is FUN!
so what you fucked up
so it didn't go as smoothly as it did when you were practicing home alone in front of the mirror
so you stuttered a little, so you forgot the words to your poem
so you tripped, banged your lip on the microphone, bled, saw the blood, then passed out
could have been worse
chances are next time can't go as bad as this one
what did you think, your first time you were gonna win
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
But don't give up. You know that you want this.
You know that you love it.
You know that if you walk off this stage you'll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow.
But soon and for the rest of you life.
Believe me. We all used to suck. It took a lot of time and effort to get this fucking good
So come back next week,
Same slam time, same slam venue, probably the same damn slam poem
It's ok we know it takes practice just come back
So for now I must say good bye but don't you dare become mike shy